Don’t meme alone
They buy a $10–$50 chair, sit on the bid, and can sell the chair later. You keep the token.
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18 chairs · filled · for sale · empty
| Uniswap pool fee | Goes to LPs in range |
|---|---|
| 0.30% desk | Protocol (paid in ETH; converted in the background) |
| 0.30% book | Wall, then first-18 after Ignite ($500 ref volume) |
| House sale | 65% sitter · 30% this book’s LP · 5% desk |
Preview first. You see dollars, range, and dump-20% before you sign.
No custody. You sign. Pool Pilot never holds the chair or the token.
Uniswap position. The chair is an NFT on the audited position manager — not our vault of your ETH.
Worst case. If the book dies and you give up, you can lose the ETH you sat. Sell the chair; don’t dump the coin.